SRV 3296

This article is about generic peacemaker golems. For the NPC offering armor reinforcement, see SRV 3296 (reinforce armor).

SRV 3296

Race

Golem

Locations

• Metrica Province
  (Maguuma Jungle)
  
• Trader's Forum
  (Lion's Arch)
  
• Crippled Bridges
  (Straits of Devastation)
  
• Viathan Lake
  (Kessex Hills)

SRV 3296s are golems, usually seen alone. Judging by the quotes, it is assumed that SRV means servant or servitor.

They are involved in the Support Doola's golemancing research renown heart.

Locations

Ascalon

• Fields of Ruin
  • Stronghold of Ebonhawke

Kryta

• Kessex Hills
  • Viathan Lake

• Lion's Arch Aerodrome

Maguuma Jungle

• Rata Sum
  • Auxiliary Study Rooms
  • Rata Sum Port Authority

• Metrica Province
  • Desider Atum
  • Jeztar Falls
  • Obscura Incline
  • Soren Draa
  • The Hinterlabs

• Brisban Wildlands
  • Venlin Vale

Ruins of Orr

• Straits of Devastation
  • Crippled Bridges

Story involvement

Personal story

• Chapter 1: Experiments Gone Wrong
  • Monkey Wrench
  • High Maintenance
  • Readings on the Rise
• Chapter 7: Forging the Pact
  • Forging the Pact

Heart involvement

Support Doola's golemancing research (2)

Event involvement

Help the Pact team and clear the graveyard of the Risen (74)

Protect the Pact as they defend Brassclaw Landing from the Risen (74)

Combat abilities

Skills

• Punch - Melee auto-attack
• Whirling Assault - Golem spins its thorax while advancing straight forward.

Stolen skills

•   Blinding Tuft
•   Bone Crack
•   Throw Gunk
•   Tooth Stab

Dialogue

Renown Heart version

If asura - Step 1/3

The golem is in stand-by mode. How would you like to proceed?

Ether-charge the dynamo server.

Invert the mood matrix.

Cross the poli-ellipsoid aggression relay.

Yank that thing out.

If asura - Step 2/3

The golem is still in stand-by mode. What would you like to try next?

(Same as step 1, but the previously selected option is replaced with)

Swap the cryoneuro circuit with the thermatid circuit.

If asura - Step 3/3

The golem is still in stand-by mode. What would you like to try next?

Tweak the multiphased polarity.

Replace the pyrolithic sub-node.

Prime the necrochromatic over-field.

The golem is ready to be activated.

Activate the golem.

If not asura - Step 1/3

The golem is in stand-by mode. How would you like to proceed?

Cut the red wire.

Cut the blue wire.

Cut the green wire.

Cut the yellow wire.

If not asura - Step 2/3

The golem is still in stand-by mode. What would you like to try next?

(Same as step 1, but the wire already cut is removed from the dialogue options, and a new option appears at the bottom)

Cross your fingers and cut a random wire.

If not asura - Step 3/3

The golem is still in stand-by mode. Maybe it's time to stop cutting wires. What would you like to try next?

Jiggle the round thing.

Push the square thing.

Twist the triangular thing.

Curse at it.

The golem is appears ready to be activated.

Activate the golem.

Possible results

SRV 3296: Power—core—unstable. Explosion—in - 5...4... 3... 2... 1—Mblargh! This—has—been—a—test—of—the—golem—evacuation—system.

(It explodes, knocking you back.)

SRV 3296: Manual—reboot—required—

(It breaks down and dies.)

SRV 3296: Damage—sustained. System—integrity—compromised.

(It shakes like electrocuted.)

SRV 3296: Calculating—efficiency. Please—wait. ♪elevator music♪ One—thousand, four—hundred, and—seventeen—errors.

(It spins and sings while calculating efficency)

Non-Renown Heart version

At Ireko Tradecamp in Viathan Lake

Sub-cortex—overheating. Ire—rising. hands—off. You—are—doing—it—wrong, you—unctuous—swollen—tick.

Where's the off switch?

Quotes

Instructions?

This-unit-operating-at-peak-efficiency.

Unit-online.

Does-not-compute.

Unable-to-render-response.

Notes

• The dialogue options for the SRV 3296 golems are different for asura and other races.
  • Only an Asura can get any option other than the "Power—core—unstable" dialog
• Some option combinations will make the golem damage an area around itself, some will make the golem text-chat a little song.

Trivia

• One SRV 3296 was seen in Lion's Arch behind Yomm's Mercantile unloading crates from a boat. You can no longer see it because the original Lion's Arch was destroyed during Scarlet Briar's attack.