House Rolic Cadet

House Rolic Cadets are Elonian students found throughout the Vehtendi Academy.

Locations

Crystal Desert

Domain of Vabbi
- Vehtendi Academy
- Vehtendi Arena

Heart involvement

Help the students of Vehtendi Academy (80)

Event involvement

Avoid detection and help cadets paint the great Palawa Joko monument (80)

Adventure involvement

Vehtendi School Supply Run

Dialogue

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At Vehtendi Academy

Did you know King Joko lifted Mordremoth with his pinkie finger before smashing his head on a spike? I wonder if I could become that strong.

That's not how it happened.

Huh? What are you talking about?

Mordremoth impaled his own head on a spike.

Why would someone put a spike through their own head? I don't believe you.

It's the truth.

Mordremoth is still alive...and he's right behind you!

Pfft. No way. I'm not falling for that.

Actually...

Yeah, you're right. You're too smart for me.

Palawa Joko sat on Mordremoth's head and crushed it.

What an amazing technique!

Actually...

Don't believe everything you hear.

Mordremoth smashed Palawa Joko into dust.

No way that could ever happen. You're lying.

Actually...

You caught me. You're too quick.

Never mind.

Focus on your training, kid.

Something about Palawa Joko defeating Abaddon (didn't collect the data correctly)^{[verification requested]}

About that...

Tell me!

Joko did a dance of destruction in front of Abaddon.

Unknkown

Unknkown

Jojo's wind blew with such force that Abaddon disintegrated.

Unknkown

Joko sliced him in half with a sword made from his own rib bone.

Unknkown

Unknkown

Joko didn't defeat Abaddon

No Way. I read it in a book. It has to be right!

Your book is wrong

Never mind.

Unknkown

Do you think King Joko kept the head of Zhaitan as a trophy? Is it hanging on a wall somewhere? Do you think he would let me see it?

Well, Palawa Joko didn't actually fight Zhaitan.

What do you mean?

He destroyed Zhaitan with nothing but a deadly gaze.

Wow! Really?

Actually...

No, not really.

My companions and I defeated Zhaitan, actually.

Ha-ha! Good one.

(sigh)

Zhaitan was an Elder Dragon. It died of old age.

No way. I don't believe it.

Actually...

You wouldn't believe the truth if I told you.

Palawa Joko tamed Zhaitan, and now he flies around on its back.

You're silly.

Actually...

I think you're the silly one.

Never mind.

No, I don't.

Aw, bummer.

That's how it is, kid.

I don't know.

Why did King Joko invite Kralkatorrik here?

The truth is...

What is it?

He wanted to place Kralkatorrik under his controll.

Oh, I guess that makes sense.

Actually...

No, that's not right.

It's all part of Joko's complex plan to demonstrate his true power.

Aha! I knew it!

Actually...

I was only joking.

Joko didn't invite the dragon here.

That can't be. King Joko wouldn't allow anything here that wasn't welcome.

The correct answer is usually the most simple one.

He wanted to form an alliance with the dragon.

An alliance? With a dragon? That doesn't make any sense.

Actually...

You're right. It doesn't.

Never mind.

No, I don't.

Aw, bummer.

That's how it is, kid.

Good-bye.

What do you think centaurs were like before they became extinct?

Well, let's see.

Yes?

They were spiritual people who worshiped nature and their ancestors.

Hmm. Why don't they just talk to their ancestors like we can?

Actually...

That's not normal.

They could be ruthless, especially toward their enemies.

Not ruthless enough to overcome mighty Palawa Joko.

Actually...

I guess not.

They were excellent hunters, marksmen, and trackers.

Aha! I knew that one. I'm as smart as you.

Actually...

Sure, kid. See you later.

Centaurs aren't extinct - they've just been eradicated from this region.

King Joko is so powerful!

I think you missed my point.

Never mind.

Crack a book, kid.

During Avoid detection and help cadets paint the great Palawa Joko monument

Painting house symbols on the great Palawa Joko monument is a senior tradition! You here to help?

Maybe. Tell me more.

I'll cast a magic cloak on you so you can sneak past the guards undetected. Equipped with some paint, you can then paint our symbol on the monument.

Anything else I should know?

The magic cloak will temporarily vanish while you're painting, but if you stay undetected, it'll return. You'll have to watch out for the guards.

I'm in. (Applies Paint Supply, Stealth, and Mounts Disabled)

Count me out for now.

Sounds easy enough. I'm in. (Applies Paint Supply, Stealth, and Mounts Disabled)

Maybe some other time.

No need to bore me with the details—let's do this! (Applies Paint Supply, Stealth, and Mounts Disabled)

I don't have time for games.

Talking to the same cadet after having acquired paint: The monument is across the bridge. Watch for guards.; I'm done for now. (removes Paint Supply, Stealth, and Mounts Disabled); Right.

At Vehtendi Arena: I'm supposed to be bringing school supplies back to the academy. But it's such a nice day, I thought I'd take a break.; Enjoy the day.