April Fools!
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April Fools! is an achievement category for achievements earned during the April Fools' Day festival.
| April Fools! (Bonus Events) | Total achievements: 14 | 0 |
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Complete 6 achievements in the April Fools! cat-egory.In a world of fools, the googly-eyed wayfinder is a hero.
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Completed 6 Achievements | 0 |
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Speak with Professor Smoll in Lion's Arch to receive a starter kit for hijinks.
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Embarked on 1 Fool's Errand | 0 |
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Purchase upgrades for your café from the café console.
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Purchased 20 Upgrades | 0 |
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| While under the effects of a Spiked Choya Psionic Tonic, complete the hardest fractal you can. Additional notes on this achievement available below.[1] |
Completed 3 Choya-Powered Fractals | 0 |
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Place the Café Register[sic] decoration in your homestead and try it out.
Additional notes on this achievement available below.[2] |
Started 1 Small Businesses | 0 |
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| While under the effects of a Fool's Dog Treat, sit or sleep in the dog park in Lion's Arch for several minutes. Additional notes on this achievement available below.[3] |
Took 1 Well-Deserved Rest | 0 |
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| Participate in fashion shows in Lion's Arch as a contestant or audience voter. |
Participated in 3 Fashion Wars | 0 |
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| While under the effects of a Fool's Tall Tonic, successfully complete events. |
Completed 5 Tall Orders | 0 |
| Completed 10 Tall Orders | 0 | |
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| Using a Chatoyant Elixir or similar effects, visit and pet a hidden cat.All things belong to cats. Additional notes on this achievement available below.[4] |
Petted 1 Extra Cat | 0 |
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| Sit in chairs in Central Tyria. (Chairs you own do not count.) Additional notes on this achievement available below.[5] |
Cherished 1 Chair | 0 |
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Earn profits from a café in your homestead.
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Earned 1000 in Profits | 0 |
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| While under the effects of a Fool's Ocular Tonic, successfully complete events. |
Completed 5 Vision Quests | 0 |
| Completed 10 Vision Quests | 0 | |
- Historical
| Cozy Café (Bonus Events) | Total achievements: 14 | 0 |
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Complete 6 achievements in the Cozy Café cat-egory.
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Completed 6 Achievements | 0 |
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Unlock every extra homestead decoration for your café using the café register[sic].
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Unlocked 4 Decorations | 0 |
Notes
- This category was renamed from "Cozy Café" with the March 17, 2026 update.
- ↑ (Annual) Choya Carnival: The Spiked Choya Psionic Tonic can only be used on land and while not being transformed by the other effect including the transformation skills such as Necromancer's Shroud.
- The following is the list of the fractals in which players cannot use the tonic:
- Aquatic Ruins Fractal — Underwater
- Thaumanova Reactor Fractal — Asura transformation effect
- Twilight Oasis Fractal — Awakened transformation effect
- Urban Battleground Fractal — Charr transformation effect
- Kinfall Fractal — Bearkin transformation effect
- The following is the list of the fractals in which players cannot use the tonic:
- ↑ (Annual) Cozy Café: Renamed from "Café Coordination" with the March 17, 2026 update.
- ↑ (Annual) Dog Days: After consuming a Fool's Dog Treat, remain in the
/sleepor/sitemote for 3 minutes in Lion's Court — where the dogs and rugs are. - ↑ (Annual) In a Cat's Eye: Pet any one of the Extra Life animals which are only visible under the effects of the Chatoyant Lens, Chatoyant Elixir or Chatoyant Infusion.
- ↑ (Annual) Seats of Power: Chairs in your homestead count despite you owning them and it not being located in Central Tyria.





