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| location = Mad King's Labyrinth<br />
| type = Book<br />
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[[Private Property of P.I. Joko]] is a journal written by a younger [[Palawa Joko]] before becoming a [[Undead|lich]].<br />
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== Text ==<br />
{{Book text|<br />
Private Property of P.I. Joko<br />
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DO NOT TOUCH<br />
<br />
Dear Diary,<br />
<br />
Allow me to catch you up: Everyone in [[Kryta]] is an idiot and I hate it here.<br />
<br />
There's a [[Mad King Thorn|twit of a princeling]] who can't seem to stop pulling the wings off of flies. Over and over—does he expect a different result? I'm sure he was dropped on his overly round head as a babe. Repeatedly.<br />
<br />
It's not as if the flies that survive have the capacity to spread rumors about his cruelty. What could possibly be the point of going back to that well? So shortsighted and wasteful. So UNINSPIRED.<br />
<br />
Today, in the spirit of magnanimity, I pointed out a few creatures that might survive torture and be of use afterward. The coddled simpleton is surrounded by servants, ready to suffer and to even thank him for the attentions.<br />
<br />
To my utter horror he responded by engaging me in a contest of puns. It was atrocious and I couldn't extricate myself quickly enough for comfort.<br />
<br />
(...I may have actually met him in battle for several volleys. But that's between you and me. It's so boring here!)<br />
<br />
I will be overjoyed when this ordeal of Mother's diplomatic tours comes to an end.<br />
<br />
Yours,<br />
<br />
Iggy<br />
}}<br />
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== Gallery ==<br />
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== Notes ==<br />
* This book was introduced with the [[Living World Season 4]] release.<br />
* The text can be read by interacting with [[Thorn's Trophy Shelf]] after completing the [[Shadow of the Mad King (achievements)|Close the Floodgates of Death]] achievement.<br />
* Given how every other collected written work from the [[Mad Maleficence]] collection appears on the bookshelf, it appears the ''Private Property of P.I. Joko'' may be the [[Journal of a Youth]] from the collection.<br />
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