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[[Kookoochoo's Fire-Breathing Show]] was an event that occurs in [[Labyrinthine Cliffs]] for the [[Bazaar of the Four Winds]] and the [[Festival of the Four Winds 2014|Festival of the Four Winds]] releases. The Fire-Breathing show was performed on a stage in the area before one reaches the [[Zephyr Sanctum]]. Watching the show (standing in the vicinity of the stage) granted the player the [[Kookoochoo the Incredulous]] achievement. The show started once per hour, approximately at the start of the hour (according to game time). The star of the show was a blue [[quaggan]] by the name of [[Kookoochoo the Incredulous]]. The show was preceded by the arrival of 6 [[Zephyrites|Zephyrites]] and 4 [[Stranger (historical)|Strangers]].

== Objectives ==
*Stand near the stage area during the last portion of the show

== Dialogue ==
[[File:Kookoochoo_Show.jpg|thumb|350px|Kookoochoo, and his assistant, on stage in Labyrinthine Cliffs]]
''Quaggan, walking from his tent, takes the stage
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''BooOOoogie!
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''(huff) Quaggan is allergic to exercise. (laugh)''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Coo. You're going to like this.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Here's quaggan's impersonation of the hooman mating ritual.''
''Quaggan is briefly shakes violently, then is motionless''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Thank you. Thank yooou.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Quaggan will now perform a backflip!''
''Quaggan flops onto his belly''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Thank you!''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''This is quaggan's impersonation of the famous asuran genius Snaff in his last moments.''
''Quaggan is shakes and quivers''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''(laugh)''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Doot doo dooo! Welcome to the show. Quaggan's assistant will make introductions.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''(clear throat) Gather around, ladies and lords, for the most fandoodling, caniboodling show you'll ever see.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Give a big round of applause for the prince of portly prestidigitation, the baron of blundering bewitchment, the king of -''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Ahem.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Right. Ladies and laddies, allow me to introduce Kookoochoo the Incredible!''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Incredulous.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''What?''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''It's Kookoochoo the Incredulous.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Right. Kookoochoo the Incredulous!''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''I don't think that means what he thinks it means.''
''Kookoochoo's Assistant leaves the stage''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''How many of you have seen a dragon?''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Quaggan is half dragon, on quaggan's mother's side, at least that's what quaggan's father used to say. (chuckle)''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Apparently, quaggan's mother was also a witch and a...ooh. Little ears in the audience.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''You there. What's your name?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''Rufus.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''RooOOoofus. Are you a quaggan?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''(laugh) No. I'm a charr.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Ooh, phew. That explains the fur.''
''Urchin takes the stage''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Rufus, quaggan has a job for you. Are you interested?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''Um, yeah. What is it?''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''See that bucket? Quaggan's going to breathe fire again. If quaggan ignites anyone, you throw water on them. OK?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''Yeah, OK.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''(laugh) Gentlefolk, your lives are in Rufus's hands.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Prepare yourselves.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Yeah! Make it burn, my chubby buddy!''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''WooOOooo! And that's just quaggan's morning breath!''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Hey, Rufus. Can quaggan ask you a personal question?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''I guess so.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Have you ever wished you were a dragon?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''I don't know.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''What if quaggan could turn you into a dragon? What would you do?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''I guess I'd fly around and eat cows.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Charr...Beef...Quaggan shoulda seen that one coming.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''All right, Rufus. Quaggan thinks you're ready to be a dragon. Quaggan's going to give you a secret.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Pssspssssppss pssssppsss. Got it?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''Got it!''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Gracious audience, it takes a great deal of focus to release one's inner dragon. Let's encourage Rufus!''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Ru-fus! Ru-fus! Ru-fus!''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Do it just like quaggan said.''
:'''Urchin:''' ''(big belch)''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''(laugh)''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Okay, that was just the practice one. Let's try again and this time, quaggan will do it with you, okay?''
:'''Urchin:''' ''Okay.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''On three. One. Two...''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Two and a half.''
:'''Urchin:''' ''(giggle)''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Three!''
''Both Kookoochoo and Rufus breathe fire''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''WoooOOOoo! Not a hair was singed on little Rufus's head...or face...or body.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''And now, quaggan must go. Quaggan's assistant will deliver a heartfelt good-bye.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Kookoochoo the Incredulous will be here throughout the bazaar! We welcome the sounds of clapping hands and jingling coins.''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Good day to you all!''
''Kookoochoo's Assistant takes the stage''
:'''Kookoochoo's Assistant:''' ''Wow! Now that's magic!''
''Kookoochoo leaves for his tent behind the stage''

Various quotes after talking to Kookoochoo while he walks to his tent:
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Hoo. Did you catch quaggan's show? There'll be another sooOOoon.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Stand back now. Quaggan could explode at any moment.''
:'''Kookoochoo:''' ''Quaggan is Kookoochoo the Incredulous. Hoo.''

== NPCs ==
=== Allies ===
* [[Kookoochoo the Incredulous]]
* [[Kookoochoo's Assistant]]
* [[Urchin (charr)|Urchin]] aka ''Rufus''

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Kookoochoo Show banner.png|The banner for Kookoochoo's Fire-Breathing Show.
</gallery>

== Trivia ==
* The banner, written in [[New Krytan]], says: "The one, the only, Kookoochoo the Incredulous".
* "I don't think that means what he thinks it means," may be a reference to ''The Princess Bride''.

[[Category:Bazaar of the Four Winds]]
[[Category:Festival of the Four Winds]]
[[es:Espectáculo de tragafuegos de Kookoochoo]]

Kookoochoo's Fire-Breathing Show - Revision history

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