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{{Event infobox
| location = Freewain Pastures; Village of Butcher's Block
| coordinates = [57099,28736]
| meta event = A Celebration of Meat
| level = 16
| indicator = shield
| id = 11B3660C-19B0-4806-BE03-8EAD3499F257
}}
[[Help Kiboz Rapideater herd cattle to Butcher's Block]] is a level 16 [[Dynamic event|event]] that occurs in [[Village of Butcher's Block]].

== Objectives ==
* Cows alive: x

== Rewards ==
{{Event rewards}}

== NPCs ==
=== Allies ===
* [[Brown Cow]]
* [[Kiboz Rapideater]]
* [[Perral Rapidfire]]
* [[Vaastas Meatslayer]]

=== Foes ===
* [[Separatist Basher]]
* [[Separatist Engineer]]
* [[Separatist Marksman]]

== Dialogue ==
;Before event, at Butcher's Block
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''Hey, we're running out of the good stuff. Go back to your ranch and get us more of that primo cattle.''
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''Not a problem, but they're gonna cost more than the previous bunch.''
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''Are you trying to swindle me? Why has the price increased?''
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''The next group I bring will be even more delicious. So plump and tender, juicy and flavorful. I can taste it already. Can't you?''
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''(growl) Go! Go get more meat! I don't care how much it costs!''
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''All right. (chuckle)''

;Before event, at Bovarin Estate
:'''If event succeeded previously:'''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''You there! You like beef, right? How about you wrangle some cows. I need to make a delivery to Butcher's Block.''
::'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''Is this for Meatoberfest? Again?''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''You bet. We're making good coin on this deal. Don't let me hear any complaining.''
::'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''It's unnatural to go through this much meat in such little time.''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''Shut it, or I'll tell the drunkards you've got a problem with their holiday.''
::'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''Fine. I'll get Stinky, Moolah, and a few of the others ready.''
:'''If event failed previously:'''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''I need more cattle. The last ones have gone to the Moo Mists. I ran into humans and wolves.''
::'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''You lost Stinky and Moolah? How?''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''I was jumped! I barely got away with my own tail.''
::'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''And you're ready to risk more of the herd?''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''We're gonna have bigger problems than a few dead cattle if I don't make that delivery.''
::'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''You may've saved your tail out there, but I think you lost your backbone.''
::'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''(growl)''

;Event start
:'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''Come on! Hah! Hyah!''

:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' Pure grain-fed joy, that's what these cattle are. Leatherbound ecstasy. We need to get them to Meatoberfest in one piece, so we can cut 'em up and grill 'em. So keep your guard up.
:{{dialogue icon|end}} ''Understood.''

;At Butcher's Block
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''Where's the meat? Bring on the meat!''

:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' Hey, have you seen a herd of cattle anywhere near here? About this tall...brown, with horns. My meat delivery should have been here by now.
:{{dialogue icon|yes}} ''Where are they coming from?''
::From Bovarin Estate—a cattle ranch just south of here. If you can get 'em here in one piece, I'll cut you off a big honkin' chunk of meat.
::{{dialogue icon|end}} ''It's a deal.''
:{{dialogue icon|end}} ''If I see any cows, I'll let you know.''

;At the Bovarin Estate
:'''Perral Rapidfire:''' ''(snort) I can't believe we're slaughtering cattle for a made-up holiday. Meatoberfest is a joke.''

:'''Perral Rapidfire:''' The ranch boss is an idiot. He's been selling our cattle to those gluttons at Butcher's Block just to make some quick coin. Meatoberfest? More like Overeaterfest.
:{{dialogue icon|more}} ''Where's your boss now?''
::Taking another herd to Butcher's Block, of course. Our cows deserve a better fate than that carnivors' carnival. Plus, every cattle drive, he loses at least half the cows to thieves.
::{{dialogue icon|yes}} ''I can help protect them from thieves. Which way did he go?''
:::Butcher's Block is just north of here. I don't like our cattle dying to feed a bunch of drunken gorgers, but it's better than being butchered by beef bandits. Thanks.
:::{{dialogue icon|end}} ''Sure.''
::{{dialogue icon|end}} ''I'm sure your boss will come to his senses.''
:{{dialogue icon|more}} ''What's Meatoberfest?''
::They call it a celebration of meat and mead, but it's just an excuse to eat, drink and be nauseous. But the money's good, so my boss plays along.
::{{dialogue icon|more}} ''Where's your boss now?'' '''(same as above)'''
::{{dialogue icon|end}} ''I guess somebody's got to do it.''
:{{dialogue icon|end}} ''To each his own, I guess.''

;During escort
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''Aw, mud. There are rebels in the area. Just what I needed.''

:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''Hold it here, meat! I smell more of those humans around here.''

:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''Get away from my meat!''

:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' Guard the herd! No thieves are going to poop this party.
:{{dialogue icon|end}} ''I'm on it!''

;Event success
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''That should be the last distraction. We're almost there, meat!''
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''Yeah! More meat!''
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''What? This is all you brought?''
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''As requested.''
:'''Vaastas Meatslayer:''' ''Oh well. There's plenty to go around. This meat is going to be spectacular! Stick around for the celebration!''
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''Haha. I think I will. I earned it.''

;Event failure
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''You're going to pay for that!''
:'''Kiboz Rapideater:''' ''They're all dead. (sigh) I can't deliver meat that's already been slaughtered.''

== Notes ==
* Completion of this event will make [[Vaastas Meatslayer]] available as a vendor.

[[de:Helft Kiboz Schnellesser, Rinder nach Schlachterblock zu treiben]]
[[es:Ayuda a Kiboz Comerrápido a arrear el ganado hasta Tajo del Carnicero]]
[[fr:Aidez Kiboz Vantravyd à emmener le bétail au Bloc du boucher]]

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