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| location = Emotional Release
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[[I Only Have Eyes for Moo by Snargle Goldclaw]] is a [[book]] by [[Snargle Goldclaw]], two chapters of which can be found in [[Arborstone]] during the story step [[Emotional Release]]. [[I Only Have Eyes for Moo: Chapter One by Snargle Gold...|Chapter One]] can be found as a Library Book in the [[Kestrel Archives]]. Chapter Two can be found in the [[Command Quarters]] next to the [[Historical Society Steward]].

== Story involvement ==
=== [[End of Dragons story]] ===
* [[What Lies Within]]
** [[Emotional Release]]

== Text ==
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|title =  I Only Have Eyes for Moo: Chapter One by Snargle Gold...
|Chapter One: Wild Nights and Forbidden Delights in Echovald

"[[Chul-Moo|Chal-Moo]]?"

A mossy voice wafted its way through the stifling air of the [[Jade Brotherhood|Sapphire Sisterhood]]'s hidden storage room. From beyond the cloak of shadow, its owner, a lush warden, stepped into view: [[Tetra Earthcall|Tantra Mooncall]], leader of the local [[Speakers|Shriekers]] gang. Her warden's limbs were strong, yet delicate; her blooms, ample.

"Tantra! Did anyone see you?" a rugged voice replied.

Chal-Moo, leader of the Shriekers' prime rival, the Sapphire Sisterhood, stood rigidly in the moonlight. His tattooed, recently moisturized torso seemed to hypnotize Tantra's gaze.

"I waited for the Sisterhood scouts to change watch for the night, just like you said."

"Good. Oh, Tantra, another minute without you and I would've burst into [[Warden's Folly|Shrieker's Folly]] for just a glimpse of you!"

"Chal-Moo, you know our gangs can never find out about us! My Shriekers, your Sapphire Sisterhood... They'd never understand. We're rivals, I tell you! Rivals!"

But her emphasis on the last word rang not as a warning in his ears, but a siren's song for the longing buried deep within him.

He threw his arms around her, pulling her trunk to his. His chiseled abdomen pressed against her rigid bark, 'til the light, stinging pain of their combined friction faded to dull pleasure with each cadenced undulation.

"Oh, Tantra!"

"Oh, Chal-Moo!"

In the sap-sweet throes of their heightened pleasure, they failed to notice that the moonlight illuminating the room now found itself eclipsed by a shadowed figure.

"I see your evening visits extend beyond the comforts of [[Joon's Mansion|my mansion]], Tantra..."

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{{book text
|title =  I Only Have Eyes for Moo: Chapter Two by Snargle Gold...
|Chapter Two: Lady of the Night

An imposing yet shapely form appeared from the darkness. [[Joon|Lady Jan]], the mysterious billionaire and notorious genius responsible for far more than her share of the nation's prosperity, stood before its two most dangerous gang leaders. It's said the combined power in the room at this moment could sustain that very nation for a lifetime.

"Lady Jan? No... I can explain!" stammered Tantra, but her branches wilted beneath the weight of the situation in which she found herself.

"What is she doing here?" The ecstasy that lit Chal-Moo's loins mere moments ago had just been stamped cold by the intrusion of Jan, his most detested enemy. Now, the remnants of passion's ash smoldered within him, combusting into a blaze of fury.

"I believe you have something of mine," said Jan, wrapping a possessive hand around Tantra's trunk.

"Mine?" retorted Chal-Moo. "I believe you mean 'ours.'" And he reached for a bottle of rice wine, setting aside three thirsting glasses.

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== Related achievement ==
* {{achievement|Kurzick Book Wurm}}

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