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[[Aphorisms of Joko, the Eternal Monarch of All]] is a collection of sayings about [[Palawa Joko]] and serving him.

== Acquisition ==
* Found in an [[Abandoned Lockbox]] on the left shoulder of the [[Great Palawa Joko Monument]]. Glide down from the high wooden structure east of his shoulder.
** Alternatively use the Jackal portal south of the statue at ground level to reach the vista, and drop down.

== Text ==
{{Book text|
1. A life spent straying from the path of Joko is one not even worth [[Awakened|Awakening]].<br>
2. Nobody crossed [[the Desolation]] in a single day. Except Joko.<br>
3. Madness is a poor substitute for magnificence.<br>
4. To know Joko is to praise Joko; to praise Joko is to know Joko.<br>
5. Mercy speaks to a lack of imagination.<br>
6. Before making any major life decision, pause. Ask yourself if it will please Joko. If no is your answer, then you know your answer.<br>
7. All are created equally inferior to Joko.<br>
8. There is nothing in existence so tedious as mediocrity.<br>
9. If you want to be bored, follow a gourd.<br>
10. There is only one Golden Rule. Do unto others in whatever ways serves Joko.
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== Notes ==
* The text can be read by interacting with [[Thorn's Trophy Shelf]] after completing the [[Shadow of the Mad King (achievements)|Close the Floodgates of Death]] achievement.
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